Hello! It’s Cheez here, with a whole lot of updates! But before I begin, I’d just like to say that I’m sorry that I haven’t been on in a while, but ever since school started, I’ve been really busy. Now, back to the news!
First off, Batty Berry is missing! There are posters all over the world that say “Batty Berry is missing!”, so even if you missed the ones all over WW Town, it’s pretty easy to notice. A few days later, Fruba left to go look for Batty, and as a result, with no one to watch it, the STC Squad booth is temporarily closed. Also, starting on the date when Batty disappeared, and ending on September 5, a mysterious person carrying a fake WW passport called “The Trader” has been in the Amazon, selling bat pets. He can no longer be found, but if you just happened to be lounging around the River Raft game, you might have seen him pop up out of the bushes. On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, the pile of apple cores seen by the STC Stand when Batty disappeared lead straight to the Amazon, where the Trader was selling bat pets that are coincidentally the same species as Batty and Fruba. And now for a word from our sponsors: This post has been paid (and we didn’t bribe the author in any way whatsoever) by the Super Cool Amazing Movement (SCAM) and it’s founder, Can A. Reggy! Our mission is to make sure you know that the Trader’s uncanny resemblance to Count Cannaregio is purely a coincidence! Really! It is!
Anyway… In other news, a new location is coming soon! MARS! For the full details, go to http://wiglingtonhome.co.cc to find out the full news!
And in even MORE news, there are now new glasses styles and new helmets! The glasses are in Mega Costumes for members only, and the helmets are sold in the future portal!
Now, since I’m too lazy to post the pictures one by one, I’m going to put them here in no particular order.
Well, I’m gonna end this with a little question.
Why is it that when I wind up my watch, it starts, but when I wind up this post, it ends?
-Cheez
*tralalala*
